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What did someone once say to you that really turned you on? (People wanna know how to talk dirty, so I’m curious what works for everyone. Leave a reply or get in my ask!) So what was it?

I was talking to one of my followers and convinced him the night before to sneak a peek at his little brother’s cock the next time he had the chance. I didn’t think he’d follow through, but I am so happy that he did. <3 hehe what’s next sweetie?

harley-mrj: I think it’s beyond time to size up to Kong XL , after we got home from dinner and got naked Mr.J grabbed his phone and pointed at my cunt and said “spit it out ” and i had no idea what he was talking about. I forgot that my Kong was

verylovingfamily: I pretended to be talking to my sister about some class I was taking that she took last semester, but she knew what I was really asking her for.

After Jean my sister Amanda brought more of her friends over for me to service. “Who’s going to be first?” said Cindy . Amanda knew what she was talking about and Cindy took that as a green light and didn’t say anything, instead, she suddenly

torrhenstark: Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x) “I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

greaterthanhomework: I was talking to @neoisolationist today about my sexuality and what I find attractive. Athleticism is a big part of that for me, though it is by no means the largest part. Zuzana Majorova (who is a model, athlete, and runs a fitness

greaterthanhomework: I was talking to @neoisolationist today about my sexuality and what I find attractive. Athleticism is a big part of that for me, though it is by no means the largest part. Zuzana Majorova (who is a model, athlete, and runs a fitness

thehotforteacher: My bro told that if I stuck something up my ass I would “immediately get an erection” he said “the prostate is the male g-spot”. I pretended to not know what he was talking about.

thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate

liberalsarecool:This is ethnic cleansing. This is genocide. This is barbaric. Where are the pro-lifers?

Wow, look at that? Where did the strong, independent, successful woman go that I was talking to earlier this evening? Looks like I fucked her into a cum hungry cock whore who’ll let me abuse her fucking throat for my pleasure. Is that what you are,

atryl: Feline Familiar by atrylContinuing the ‘Warcraft Anthro’ series (what a silly name) - I was talking to my bud bud Siden, and he mentioned that I shouldn’t draw only dogs. Because he likes cats you see. I could have done more iconic WoW

How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures

roundworms: so this fedora looking fucker came into my store today and upon entering immediately made an audible sigh and proceeded to talk to me like i was a child. when i told him to stop being condescending, he got all huffy and said that because

verssupremacy: kaedien: americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because

theelvenkingshalls: mistergandalf: mistergandalf: one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.”

nopalrabbit replied to your post: kilifish replied to your post: Really… this is sappy but what came to my mind was that maybe whoever was in the bubble was someone she knew from the past. Ah well, I’m not so sure about that ‘cause

I had to explain to my little sister what it meant to drop the mic because she didn’t understand why Pearl and Greg did that. After I told her she was like

helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

bateboykev: When that neighbor asked me if I do already know how to play with my PENIS like all boys do I didnt know what he was talking about - so I was happy to learn something new! He took me to his house and told me what to do and for a while nothing

butitswhateveryonewants: I wonder what they’re doing in there…I want to knock but he said but was really important that he talk to my friend and I’d better not interrupt… bigpapi3

new icon once again because mizuki was such a cutie this episode and i’m not prepared for the next one.

Darthsunshine! I have finally seen Zed. Yes it was an awesome episode and he was funny as hell. And it was the final episode the website have uploaded of Bones. And I am really sad that I have to download it since it slows down the internet speed. But

sincerelyafrica:I lost my attraction to white boys when this one white boy I was talking to asked me if I surgically inserted my weave into my scalp every month. At that point I knew God was sending me a sign to just stick with what I know. Black men

So today i was talking to my cousin on face book , he told me that he got punched , called a douche , mocked , pushed around , and fucken teabagged by a student from in his language arts class . what the hell has incoming 7th graders gotten into . you

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

shutupaubrey: i was talking to a girl in one of my classes yesterday that wears a lot of dresses and skirts like me and people ask us “why are you so dressed up all the time” and we’re like……what do you mean dressed up this is the easiest and

Was supposed to go out east to visit my best friend tonight but that fell through which was fine because my parents have been talking for a week about going go taco Tuesday and seeing a movie. We are currently sitting here watching Cheers and eating

amandahuggenkiss1: “That’s what I’m talking about,” my roommate Garrett said in his usual booming deep voice.I jumped just as was going to grab the hot coffee, “Fuck, dude, why are you always doing that shit?”“What did I do to deserve your

charlesoberonn: spirit-worldwarrior: so i was talking to my dad about programming junk and he mentioned kernel and i was like “what that” and he told me it’s basically the core of the data for a computer and then i remembered the core of the

foreverhonest:Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate

sincerelyafrica:I lost my attraction to white boys when this one white boy I was talking to asked me if I surgically inserted my weave into my scalp every month. At that point I knew God was sending me a sign to just stick with what I know. Black men

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out

I tell myself that I’m going to delete my tumblr seriously just about every single night. And then I just reblog porn and completely forget what I was thinking…. And tonight, no doubt, won’t be any different.

relentlessandimperfect: I just went back through my facebook wall from the first few years I had it, and I couldn’t stop laughing because all I did was talk to myself and like my own statuses, but I have just realized that is exactly what I do on tumblr…

I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom

I was talking to one of my classmates the other day and you know what she said? She said that tumblr is stupid.

in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was

Ahh I installed that Script No thing but then it doesn’t let me answer asks/blocks icon images on my dash? I saw that the script was running but it was blocked idk what to do haha these things freak me out this is what showed up

I am so excited and happy right now !! what i was desperate about earlier is that there’s this girl who’s one of my favorite plush makers and she always sells out in minutes when her store is open. she makes shiny sylveon plush too but they

my dad doesn’t know what my favorite color(s) are lmao (pink, blue, green) he keeps thinking its purple because when i was 9 to 11 years old that was my favorite color and i had a lot clothes and bags and stuff in purple and wanted everything in

im also kinda laughing right now, a person who does think genderbent males to female characters are sexual if given shorts thought i was serious in my post and i had to tell them what sarcasm was oops but seriously if there are people here who think that

godtierhorde replied to your post: >SU ep shows loving dads caring abo…tumblr has to constantly remind people that the world is shittyYEAH you simply summarized what i was thinking into words, its kinda likeA: “Breakfast is my favorite meal

what would make all of this up is if its revealed that Nepeta was harmful to the new timeline, like tell me my babygirl was just too hella awesome to bring back because her greatness would have been too much for people

lmao @waterboarding tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and when he couldn’t back up his own smartass mouth, all he had to say was that i should make my own bras and that somehow because i don’t know how to create clothing

familycravings: Mom insisted that we record what we were about to do….what I was about to do. She had invited my uncle Jim over for a “talk” of some sort. When they were done talking, she told me to get ready for a shower, but I was confused about

swan2swan: The fact that Penny is pretty much literally a living weapon is what makes me willing to ship her with Ruby…quite heavily. Penny: “My back opens up to deploy laser swords, which I control via fiber-optic cables that are hooked up to the

honeyonice-r: iliquorsogood: soultaker74: who-ate-my-cereal: Sometimes you gotta show her what you was talking about I need to squirt like this today Baptize that dick All a girl want, is that so hard

And to whoever it was that i was talking to when i mentioned i’d seen POMF used to describe wingboners too… SEE? :o That’s what it sounds like to me in my head, tbh XD

sometimes I randomly start crying remembering when my mom was on the ventilator & how I felt & then I think what if me talking to her isn’t real

my bf & I were talking about proposals our entire camping trip & I told him “I want a whole party ready as soon as you propose” & he’s like “that’s what I was gonna do! Now I have to be extra sneaky” & I just loved that….that’s

gin-and-catatonic: bbykittentoes: gin-and-catatonic: writingdirty: douleur–exquis: Can we talk about @gin-and-catatonic though? This was so beautiful to watch. What a BABE. Beautiful aim by @writingdirty What a champ. I loved it. Thank you

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